Car Crazy

The normal, cheerful Jane has been temporarily replaced by an impulsive, frantic, stressed and famished (okay, okay, this can be normal for me too, yes) car hunter! I almost forgot how scary I can get. I have lost all ability to carry a normal conversation without inserting the odd, "So how do you like your car?" into conversations about everything but cars. I do not see the road for the cars. Friends' faces are morphing into the shapes of cars as they speak...I think I really need help. Anybody out there in cyberspace selling a car made for me??? heh...